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Shit My Late Grandfather Said

March 7, 2012

(In response to the question, “how are you doing?”)

“Fucking terrible! I don’t know whether my arsehole is punched or bored.”

I’d never heard that magnificent expression before, nor since. The old man was describing the onset of his dementia and it would become one of the last lucid things I heard him say.

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